Quotes

"It's gonna be totally awesome!"- Harry, Ron and Hermione

"Oh my God, Hermione, SHUT UP. Why do you have to rain on everyone else's parade?"- Ron

"Drop the attitude, Harry Potter. You're acting like Garfield on a Monday."- Hermione

"(singing) You're cuter than a guinea pig, gonna take you up to Winnipeg, THAT'S IN CANADA!"- Harry

"O'Goyle rules!"- Goyle

"I can't go to Pigfarts. It's on Mars! You need a rocketship. Do you have a rocketship, Potter? You know, not all of us had enough money to buy out NASA when our parents died!"- Draco

"Get me some nasonex, you swine!"- Voldemort

"I may be frumpy, but I'm super smart!"- Hermione

"Ok, ok, I can't do this. I can't sleep on my tummy."- Voldemort

"So, they're back for another year of learning shenanigans of Hogwarts!" - Quirrel

"What the devil is going on here?"- Snape

"Wowee, Harry Potter!"- Ginny

"Well, chocolate frogs! Harry Potter did it, y'all!"- Cho Chang

"I'm just gonna curl up in my sock drawer and sleep for days!" -Ron

"Darn those wizard cops!"- Lucius Malfoy

"Any happy little thought?"- Students

"One time, I heard a Dementor kissed her.... and it DIED."- Seamus

"From now on, we gonna be doin things my way. We're gonna be doing things the UMBRIDGE WAY!!" -Umbridge

"Excuse me sir, can you tell me where Platform 9 and 3/4 is?"Platform 9 and 3/4? There ain't no such thing! You're the 700th kid who's asked me that and i still refuse to believe it exsists!"- Harry and Train Conductor

"Where have you been all my life?" "In a cupboard under some stairs."- Ron and Harry

"First time using the potty too? Good luck, my man!"- Draco

"I miss my little pony. Less than three. Oh, a heart! I like this human."- Firenze

"SIRIUS BLAAAACK! SIRRIUS BLAAA oh checkmate SIRIUS BLAAACK!"- Snape

"Can you tell me how LOST ends?" "Harry, there are some things that even I cannot predict."- Harry and Dumbledore

"Delores! You put down that cheesecake and listen to ya momma now!"- Mama Umbridge

"I paid particular attention to the shading on your sweater. It's quite good. It's probably the best I've ever done. Actually, can I have that back?" -Draco

"You, sir, are a butt trumpet!"- Lupin

"The future is now!" -Starship Rangers/Bug

"You see, where I come from, Farm Planet, your first name is what you do and your second name is what you like."- Tootsie Noodles

"Silence, eggplanter!"- Caller Bug

"Up eats eagles for breakfast! He sleeps on a bed of fire, and when Up cuts an onion, the onion is the one who cries!"- Taz

"That statement is so incorrect I am unable to produce a logical response."- Mega Girl

"(singing)I say no to status quo! Who wants to be like the rest and deny the best that I'm meant for?"- Bug

"She totally wants to rip your head off and have her larva devour your body! That's every bug's dream!"- Roach

"One more comment like that and I will wrap you up in a tortilla and then I will eat you as a snack. Maybe with some pico de gallo."- Taz

"Darn that G.L.E.E. Always making twisted abominations of everything!"- Commander Up

"She's a R-O-B-O-T man!" "Don't confuse me with numbers, Krayonder." -Krayonder and Tootsie Noodles

"Alright, everyone! This is a rescue mission! Get your Zappers, set them to pew! PEW PEW! PEW PEW!"- Taz

"The needs of the many bugs outweigh the needs of the few bugs."- Roach

"(talking to himself) You are a worthwhile person. You're not a failure, overall."- Commander Up

"WOAH!"- Krayonder

"You oughta make nectar 'cause you're so sweet."- Bugette

"I had to learn how to kill with my heart!"- Commander Up

"Now you better un-fudge yourself or Up will unscrew your head and drop the wishing pennies down your throat!"- Taz